Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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