Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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