I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
She announced her abortion via fbk
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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