It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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