you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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