She went from zero to smokin in five shots
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
You need Xanax blowdarts
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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