There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
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It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
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I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake