We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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