Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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