i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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