i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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