I wish i was in the wii world.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
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no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
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I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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