Tell her she can't have a vagina
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
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