its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
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i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
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you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
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