ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
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we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
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All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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