no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
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Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
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how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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