He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
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Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
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I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.