just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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