Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
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i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
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I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.