Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.