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It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
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the day after is always just damage control
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
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I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement