Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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