she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Someone stole a lamp last night.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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