I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
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curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
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Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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