wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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