Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
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I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
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Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
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