What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Randomize
