id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
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Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
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I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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