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Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
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about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
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If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
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