you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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