the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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