You surviving the open bar?
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First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
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I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
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You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
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