You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
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I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
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Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
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