I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
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