Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
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Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
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As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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