Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
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I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
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Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Randomize