fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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