He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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