hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
the night ended with taco bell and tears
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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