i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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