p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize
