hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
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You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
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They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
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