if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
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If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
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Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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