yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Too much gin, very little bucket
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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