Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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