I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
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I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
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oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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