She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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