But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
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My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
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That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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