He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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