i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
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at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
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I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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