Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
You're a waste of cheezeits
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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