I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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