I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
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her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
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Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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